Random I-Tunes Song of The Moment: Toxicity By System Of A Down

This product rocks . . . wait . . . NEVERMind . . . this product sucks. First of all, the instructions you get is about 3/4 of a page. Second, the cards you get are just plain crap. You get 8 cards . . . 4 of a kind (Jacks in my case), plus 4 indifferent cards. This stack of 8 cards is supposed to pass as 4. The moment the effect is over, people will want to see the cards . . . of course they can't. Secondly, the 'method' for hiding the four indifferent cards causes the cards to turn yellow (mine were yellow when I got them). It also removes the ink from the face of the cards.

The cards make noise during the performance. The display needed to make the effect work doesn't work because the cards don't function properly. Basically, imagine that instead of using roughing fluid you used super glue . . . that's about what you're getting here. Oh, and by the way, the final two sentences of the instructions are: 'This is intended to be a packet trick. Keep that in mind when performing it.'

What the heck does that mean?

Final Verdict:
0 Stars with a Stone Status of Complete and Utter Rubble